Deer in the Yard

[olfart]

There once was a retired cop from New Joisey who moved to south Texas. He got all bent out of shape on a cop forum about black folks carrying loaded shotguns on a public street in a parade. He was yelling about stupid Texas laws and how they need to be changed. I told him I'd buy him a one-way bus ticket back to Joisey. Never heard much more from him after that.

[redman2006]

We have halfbacks here. Northerners that went to Florida to retire, decided to go back north, but only made it half back.

[0utlaw]

Sorry for yer luck but we're still glad to be rid of 'em