If you purchased a Red Bull since 2002 they have to pay you; here’s how to get it

[AmericanBTGoG]

Info and story at BizPac Review.

[kickstand]

What a bunch of shit! They got sued because it didn't really give you wings. Really? It didn't make 300 pound Johnny be a world class soccer player?
And they wonder where America went.

[redman2006]

LOL. Kick. What kind of moron expected anything other than a quick caffeine pickmeup? Juries today are filled with morons, and so is the bench upon which judges sit that allow this nonsense.

[Tex]

What about those old cigarette ads where they talked about the health benefits from smoking?

I'd walk a mile for a Camel


Tex

[AmericanBTGoG]

I report. You decide.

[MillenniumMan]

Brawndo! The thirst annihalator! Its got electrolytes!

[AmericanBTGoG]

Personally, I've never had a Red Bull - except that one time I bought it based on the ad, so I guess I can stick my hand out.

I do use the original energy drink, though it isn't billed that way. "Manhattan Special" expresso soda. Also, for the noobies, a great laxative.

[kickstand]

Normally, I'm a fairly mellow guy. Nonviolent, peace loving. ..all that hippy-dippy crap. That said, for anyone who participated in this lawsuit, I hope they get hit by a bus.

Legal disclaimer: The above statement is based on information provided by the MSM. Since we all know that they lie, I reserve the right to rescind or modify the above statement at any time from here until eternity. Nothing said here should be considered a threat of any sort. Tax and gratuity not included. Your mileage may vary. Statement made with optional equipment shown.

[AmericanBTGoG]

I've been eating these for years and... truth in advertising.

[kickstand]

What about those old cigarette ads where they talked about the health benefits from smoking?
I'd walk a mile for a Camel
Tex

Those were honest and correct.

[tk]

You got to admit Tex. That Marlboro Man was a cool looking son a bitch. Smoke em if you got em.

[roach2654]

They couldn't pay me to drink that shit!

[kickstand]

Hmmm...good point Roach. Marketing scheme?

[kickstand]

What about those old cigarette ads where they talked about the health benefits from smoking?

I'd walk a mile for a Camel


Tex

Back when I smoked, I would have walked a mile across herpes infected hookers and ruler wielding nuns to have a smoke. Sure am glad that S and I gave em up.

[W.Lynn]

Kick, the only time I ever wanted one THAT bad, was after I quit!