Turkey Calling at its best. In for the kill.

[Kessler]

Since not much is going on here, I thought some of you might enjoy this video. It isn't very long, but you should watch it all. I know some of you might need these skills someday if the SHTF and I'm sure these will help you. Somebody told me the two "gentlemen" in the video was AA & Vincent, but I'm not sure. You decide...................

http://youtu.be/uYYuqJNJv-g

[AD]

My favoriate 911 call of all time

http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwrel&v=n7AB9rzIJPM

[VINCENT]

neither of us are that talented. but thanks for the vote kess

[Kessler]

One of my all time favorite telemarketer prank phone calls:

http://youtu.be/mkdoogjic4I

[W.Lynn]

Last telemarketer I got, I let the three year old handle. Was a man's voice, so I told him it was Santa.

[Gena.KY]

My husband actually met Tom Mabe. He lives in Louisville by us. In fact my husband went to his house on an A/C call & ended up pranking Tom Mabe. He got him pretty good but Tom was a good sport about it.
Batman was so proud of himself on that one. He got on the phone and pretended he had a mad customer. Batman was saying for the man to calm down & kept acting like he was talking to a mad client. Batman then says to the invisible person on the phone to come on down & let's get to business. He proceded to give mad customer Tom Mabe's home address & described what Tom was wearing at the time. Of course Tom was listening & about had a cow. He finally let him off the hook & told him that he knew who he was & was just paying him back for all the pranks he does on the innocent.

[Kessler]

Well, may as well as have another little clip here. This one is of two pretty Japanese girls who turn into older Japanese men when a passerby takes their picture......funny!

http://youtu.be/Gh1UtBbnNY0

[Kessler]

Another fantastic short video for y'all, but you need to turn the sound up and look closely at the expression on her face.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lncwRnV4Gsg

[Kessler]

This clip is especially funny.

http://youtu.be/5748lK9HpOg

[Kessler]

100 mph Goat - Funny
Two Alabama rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.


They approach it and are amazed at the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is!"

The second hunter says," I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says, "Hey, there's an old automobile transmission over there. Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."

So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave it in the hole. They are standing there listening, looking over the edge, when they hear a rustling behind them.

As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement, peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer saunters up.

"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this here hole!"

The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible! I had him chained to a transmission."

[AD]

That sounds like a "Tex-isum"

[Tex]

A Tex-ism, AD? That couldn't be.
One must first get Tex-ual before there can be a Tex-ism and I can assure you that Kessler has neither the ability, or the proper equipment to get either one.


Tex

[Kessler]

Some lighthearted songs that I like:

http://youtu.be/oOCC1EKXRBc ....Put Another Log on the Fire

http://youtu.be/1T_EnNZN1Y4 ....Thank God and Greyhound

http://youtu.be/85gO8XLb4ug .....I-95 Asshole Song

http://youtu.be/djYz6p3i-t0 ........Dear Penis

http://youtu.be/Dc_-L4fyLUo .......We the People

http://youtu.be/pjkLf_X88WM .....It's Hard to Kiss the Lips That Chew Your Ass All Night Long

http://youtu.be/JwO2nuo1FZs .......Grandma's Viagra Song

http://youtu.be/rxtd5Hj0yxo ..........She Only Bitches When She Breathes (written for my wife I think)

http://youtu.be/HYog4WaB4qQ ......The Obama Blues

http://youtu.be/I00U4fgXUck ..............I met my baby in the port-a-john line

http://youtu.be/svt06ZJHieo .................Never make a pretty woman your wife

[Kessler]

FWI:.............I am on a borrowed computer since mine is trash. I will be off-line for an indefinite time.
Kessler

[W.Lynn]

We'll miss you Kessler.