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[Tex]

WooHoo, They are gone
All joking aside folks, having those three yahoos here was an absolute blast. Literally, a blast. It is almost embarrassing the amount of ammo we blasted through. I know I sure wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of any of these guys shooting at me. AD is scary good with his Glocks. He was making shots I didn't really think were possible with a pistol. Unseenone likes to get camo'd up and disappear. He went off sniping by himself yesterday at the prariedog town and there were a few times we didn't shoot because we weren't sure where he was. AA uses the "Blind hog finds an acorn everynow and then method". He is going to fling enough lead that he will eventually get lucky. LOL. In all seriousness, he and his rifle are plumb deadly. Once we got it dialed in, that thing is sweet.

The last several days have been one helluva good time. From the fishing trip down the North Platte to the shooting matches to just touring the ranch and sitting around each evening shooting the shit, it was a very nice time. I would advise that anyone who has easily hurt feelings to stay away though. This is not the group for those who wear their feelings on their sleeves. Nothing is sacred or off limits with this bunch.

Just doing what little we did the last few days, I think everyone walked away with some tidbit of knowledge they didn't previously know. I learned some things about ham and also about shooting with optics. The Native and I did our best to explain about ranching and the oil and energy industries. We all learned that a yuppy status symbol is still a pretty damn good vehicle. LMAO, Unseenone had his Range Rover loaded up and packed like we were going on a safari across the African Savannah. It really wasn't too bad until AD insisted that we stop and get a Starbucks before we went flyfishing. That was a little embarrassing. It was a very fun few days and I can say that we spent more time than not talking about all of you and hhow we wish you all were here. Hopefully, all of you can make it out in June for the branding.

Thanks Guys for coming all this way to see me. I HAD A BLAST.

Tex

[unseenone]

Not much medicating while intoxicated.

[W.Lynn]

Not much partying while medicated.

[Tex]

Lynn, they are leaving out of here on Thursday. You still have time to get here and join the party.


Tex

[W.Lynn]

Need to have another lunch or something, in my area. When is the snow party wrapping up?

[Gena.KY]

Cute picture of you Tex. Looks like you are outnumbered there. Damn bullies, how dare they?

You want pics? I got your pics! We had a little sport at Tex's expense, I know he'll never admit it, but he really liked it.


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He's a feisty lil shit.

[Tex]

[QUOTE=kickstand;14098]And be careful, they just might "drunk dial'" you too!/QUOTE]

Hey, DUM DUM, we don't even like talking to you when we're sober, why would you ever think we'd want to talk to you when we're drunk?
I think you are just doing a little wishful thinking. Sorta reminds me of the kids who continually gets picked last and then the teams success rests soley upon their shoulders.

Just kiddin', Pardner. It wasn't me that called you, remember.
You really are missing a good time.


Tex

[kickstand]

And be careful, they just might "drunk dial'" you too! They claim to have gone "fly fishing", but i think i decoded their secret language..
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Its the other kind of "fly" they were after!

[angeryamerican]

We just got back to the room. We had dinner at Tex's house, the Native, contrary to what Tex says, does not have a blind eye or club foot. We spent the day checking out the ranch, which is fricken massive. We shot some crap in one of the criks. then shot some shit in another part. Really we shot some shit, Tex threw some horse shit in the crik and we shot it, to shit.

Then we went back to the house. Of course during all this we were drinking some of the elusive and never seen Pendleton. ONce back at the house we broke out the rifles. Since all my spotters were crossed eyed bsatards that couldn't see straight I never got my rifle sighted in, but still had fun. I know Tex says the Native cant cook, but he's a damn liar. There has been a shit load of pics and video taken, we'll try and get it some up on here. We've had a hell of a time, better, actually, exactly what I expected.

[unseenone]

This thing died a lonely thread.

[kickstand]

Glad yall made it safely. Try not to shoot your eye out.

[unseenone]

Obviously home save and sound. Sum B claims he showed up 15 minutes before we got to town, however, his vehicle tells another story. It looks like he'd been at the bar for days...

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[Tex]

Those guys are fuckers. Good people who made me feel real humble, but still fuckers. LOL.

Tex

[angeryamerican]

You want pics? I got your pics! We had a little sport at Tex's expense, I know he'll never admit it, but he really liked it.


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He's a feisty lil shit.

[kickstand]

I posted pic, AD removed it.