Book five.

[W.Lynn]

I think you pegged that AA.

Apparently you write best when influenced more by whiskey, sink-hopping mirror lickers, and the antics of this paste-eating bunch of short-bus riders.

[MillenniumMan]

45 days until MOAR BUK!!!

[AD]

45 days until MOAR BUK!!!

Not a chance the fat ass will get eatin by a bear while on "walk about"

We will be writing book 5

Here is the first sentence of book five. Everyone add too this

Morgan walks in to a bar with a frog on his head and says:XXXXXX

[tk]

BAR KEEP. Beer for me and a grass hopper for the frog. The bar tender says:xxxxx

[Jstwaiting]

Bar tender says : We're out of grasshoppers. If you're not racist - we have big crickets....

[Betty Buckshot]

MORGAN SAYS "Nah, no crickets for him. Last time he ate crickets.....

[Gena.KY]

he got hoppin' mad........stole that from one of Kick's posts!

AD, you have got to quit saying that AA is a fat ass. He is not fat, he is just husky!

[kickstand]

Then the frog asked "Do you have any flies for me? 'Cause you know, time's fun when you're having flies."

Just then, Thad the cat strolled in and....
..

[tk]

Just then, Thad the cat strolled in and....laid down and began licking the area where his nuts use to be. And Morgan says......

[AD]

And Morgan says......I wish I could do that. Last time I tried i ended up in the hospital. So now I just.........

[MillenniumMan]

.....now I just use a jar of peanut butter and have Meathead lick them for me. Then the bartender says "I just happen to have a jar of peanut butter back here" To which Morgan replies.....

[tk]

To which Morgan replies..... regular or crunchy

[kickstand]

"Crunchy, of course", replied the barkeep. "Only girls and Presidents eat smooth peanut butter, and I don't see any Secret Service agents here. Do you want that straight up or with jelly?"

[tk]

Do you want that straight up or with jelly?" Just then the door opens and sarge walks in. A 45 colt in one hand and a hamster in the other and says........

[AD]

.......... A 45 colt in one hand and a hamster in the other and says........
I will trade you a hamster for that frog and a P&J sandwich. BTW I am on the look out for some cat named Thad. It seems he got my hamster prego and.......