When the light went on !

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Dirka had been listening to the Mullah and he liked the Idea of all those virgins and as he was making the bombs that he planned on using he was getting giddy . He had been on the website that he was following and the bombs that were there were going together very quickly. He didn't understand the electronics but the instructions were very simple . The radio controlled IED would kill many of the infidels and himself, sending him to heaven and his reward . He plugged the last piece into the board that he had gotten at Radio Shack , it said in the instructions to flip the test switch first and a light would tell him that all was ready to go .
In a room far away a laugh cut through the cool air , hey Jim we got one fired up . Jim came over an wondered how long . They had started the project only a few days ago after working on the circuits . Jim and Bob had seen all the internet , talk an over a beer they though ( no problem) . Bob was the net guy and Jim had been in IT since he had got out of the SEAL's a year ago .
Dirka was just about to flip the switch but stopped and then got his prayer rug and kneeled to say thanks be to Allah for his brothers posting on the forum so he could fly to heaven .
Bob waited a min. then looked at Jim and shrugged . Just then the second light fired up and they both laughed .
In a flash Dirka was transported to a dark place and he heard a deep voice ," welcome slave" .
Dirka said where am I and the voice said "your in hell slave and your mine for all time" . Dirka cried out but I'm a good Muslim and the voice laughed , I see you to bought into that bull plop of Mohammads .
Just then Bob and Jim watched another light go on , Bob said , looks like it might be a busy day .

[kickstand]

Oh, I'm REALLY liking this one!

[unseenone]

Me too, that's when the light came on!!

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An hour later the phone rang in Jill Corns office . Special Agent Corns can I help you . Her boss nearly yelled , Corns you aware of what's going on. I guess not Sir fill me in , as she listened she had to chuckle and thought what are these morons doing . She hung up the phone an went into the break room to see others setting watching the show .
In few minutes they reported 15 explosions taking place around the country , the only factor between them was Muslim's . As bomb number 17 went off one of the other agents said what are the stupid idiots doing an chuckled . Jill couldn't believe her eyes as number 20 was reported then it stopped . Jill looked at her response team , smiled an said who's ready to take out the trash . They all jumped up , she smiled , " Ok BATF will be in but we need to take the lead because my curiosity is killing me lol. She gave out assignments as she thought, what were they doing and so many in one day .
Bob and Jim were amazed at the number of bombers out there that used their design , they got on line and sent out a new message to the brother hood telling them that a design flaw was discovered an not to use the first design . They posted a new one with new instructions that were better and safer . Jim laughed I hope these jerks take a big bite off this candy bar .
As Omar watched the news with the bomb in his hand , he slowly put it down and thought what in the name of Allah happened . He got on the website and seen the warning , thank Allah they found the problem and printed off the new design . After looking it over he seen the new circuit change and went to work . He couldn't wait to take his new bomb to his work place and kill the Christians he hated so much . The instructions said to flip the switch 10 min. before he needed it to go off and it would time down .
As agent Corns was leaving the first bomb sight 6 hours later, which luckily had been in DC she got a call on her cell , dam it corns have you got anything for the director . She just rolled her eyes , Sir we just went over the site with the BATF and we're taking the computer and phones back to the lab now . Well hurry up the SHTF in the White House . She hung up an thought the dam fools, at least they didn't go off at a mall .
As she got into her car and turned on the radio Omar was driving to work , he figured he was 5 min. away so he flipped the switch thinking, here I come laughing out loud .

[unseenone]

Corns, ya, LOL

[kickstand]

Fun reading , please keep going.

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As the light went on Jim laughed an said, Bob that had to be done in record time. Bob turned on the TV 30 min. later as the first reports hit the air . The broadcaster stood in front of a map that had 5 flags on it , "We are not getting any information yet from Homeland Security but it seems that Muslim terrorists are killing themselves or something has gone wrong . As of a few minutes ago another round of explosion's have been reported. The first was a few blocked from a plant in Michigan that made engines for cruise missile's . Other's were some what similar , 3 more flags popped on the map . We seem to be under a mass terror attack but the White House is not commenting , is he hiding in his closet . The picture went black for a second and came back on with a new guy. Sorry folks we had a technical problem and we'll be back with more reporting soon ,now to our normal programing .

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Bob and Jim busted out laughing , Jim said this is better than comedy central . They turned the TV to a different channel and the count was up to 11 this time . They just looked at each other and Bob said go figure , did you think it would work this good and Jim said hell no ,with a big smile . As they set back , bob said look we've about played this game out ,your right there Buddy . They watch the TV for a bit and Jim hey if any of these jerks are left their going to be pissed off . True said Bob Mmmm why don't we tell them that a Jewish group hacked the website and killed our brothers , laughing, and their at a warehouse in Boston . Look we trained a few years ago in this old empty one that would work very well for a greet and meet . Bob set back thinking an smiling to himself .How long would it take to fix it up . It might be out of our ability said Jim but maybe a call could make it happen .

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They talked for an hour then made the call to a SEAL buddy and told him the whole thing to which they thought he wasn't going to stop laughing . As they talked an filled him in on their idea Mac whistled , then told them that the FBI was beating feet to get this figured out , you sure your tracks are covered . Jim looked at Bob an assured Mac that when we pull the plug on this there will be nothing but a black hole . Mac grinned knowing his old buddy was the best and said ( All support will be on hand an ready for the going away party ) .

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In a land far away the Muslim leader was going nuts demanding to know what was happening . His IT guy was working the computer as fast as he could reading all the posts in their website . Sir it appears the Jews have hacked our command channel and a member of the brotherhood has found out where they are working from . He says they are packing up and he thinks they will be gone in 4 more days . The leader was nearly frothing at the mouth when he told the IT guy to put out a call to all cells to get there in 3 days and kill them all .
As the order went out Jim seen it and gave a shout ,Yes .

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The Commander in charge of all American operations got the order an was putting together all cells remaining for this mission to kill the Jews . It was coming together quickly as his men got their weapons ready , 50 of the best fighters isis had trained . They came from all over the USA as fast as they could to avenege their brothers death .
Agent Corns was looking over the data when the phone rang , Agent Corns, she said . The voice was electronically changed and said ( ISIS will kill all our enemy's but the Jews will be first) . You can't stop us Allah commands it . The phone went dead and Corns said (oh hell ).
Jim looked at the phone then at Bob , brother I think our friends in the Mossad need a heads up about now .

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Jim called the Israel embassy asking for the head of information using the voice scrambler , before the officer could talk he told him that Iranians have a plot to discredit the state of Israel by killing it's new enemy ISIS in a mass attack in a warehouse where evidence will show jewish involvement . Call Agent Corns of the FBI and tell her you've got info today of this plot by the Revolutionary Guard. Before he could say a word the phone went dead. He set for a minute and thought if this is true and we do nothing , he grabbed the phone and called the FBI office .

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The warehouse was not quiet , voices could be heard when the Commander turned on the listening device . Yes their talking and laughing about there operation . He looked at his men and gave the command by radio for them to enter the building from all sides .As the doors busted open they screamed Allahu Akbar while firing their weapons . 50 of ISIS best he thought taking vengeance for their evil .
As they got to where the voice were coming from something happened , a voice spoke to them in their heads , slaves welcome your new master has plans for you LOL. Then in an instant 100 well placed explosives turned their new world dark and very evil . As the dust settled and the news filtered to the office of the FBI ,agent Corns just set there looking at a little plaque on her desk , FUBAR can be a bitch, something her Dad had given her and she just sat there shaking her head as the phone rang .

[MillenniumMan]

Dirka.

Lol...

[roach2654]

If only!